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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..
Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.
1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.
Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De. home page visitorz add ur Jokes,Shers here Search Any 3Gp video 1 :Online Userz 1 :Today visits 1 :This Week 1 :This Month 368 :Total Visits
